Facebook missile

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A Facebook missile is someone who throws your stupid posts or shares at you like you're a target in a war, just to make you look bad in front of your friends or family.

My mom shared my old middle school photo with the caption 'Still ugly.'

My ex posted a rant about me on my timeline and tagged me.

My brother shared a video of me tripping in public and called it 'the greatest moment of my life.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook missile is like a cruel friend who posts or shares your worst moments just so everyone can laugh at you.

My crush shared a photo of me eating a whole pizza in one bite.

My sister posted a comment about my bad hair day and called it 'the day of doom.'

My teacher shared my math test with everyone and wrote 'This kid needs help.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook missile is someone who posts or shares your dumb stuff on Facebook just to make your life a living hell.

My dad posted a video of me singing in the shower and called it 'the worst song ever.'

My friend shared my failed science project and said it was 'a disgrace to the school.'

My crush posted my old text messages and said I was 'a disaster.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook missile is someone who posts or shares your dumb stuff on Facebook to make you look like an idiot in front of everyone.

My cousin shared my failed attempt at a TikTok dance and called it 'a tragedy.'

My crush posted my old Instagram story about my bad day and said I was 'a mess.'

My teacher shared my essay about my pet goldfish and called it 'a waste of paper.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook missile is someone who throws your worst posts or shares at you so everyone can laugh at you and your life.

My brother shared my old text messages and called me 'the worst.'

My crush posted a photo of me crying in the hallway and said it was 'the saddest moment ever.'

My friend shared my failed attempt at a science experiment and said I was 'a total disaster.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook missile is like a cruel enemy who posts or shares your stupid stuff just to make your life a total mess.

My ex posted my old text messages and said I was 'a disaster.'

My friend shared my failed attempt at a TikTok dance and called it 'the worst ever.'

My teacher shared my essay about my pet goldfish and said I was 'a total waste of paper.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago