Facebook Mirage

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When a girl's face looks like a fried egg in real life but her Facebook photo makes her look like a supermodel. It's like she took a selfie in a fancy restaurant and forgot to bring her face.
Her profile picture is glowing. In real life, she looks like she just got hit by a truck.
She posted a photo of herself in a dress. I saw her in class and she was wearing pajamas.
Her Facebook is perfect. When I met her, she looked like she just woke up from a nap.
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It’s when a girl’s Facebook picture is so good, it makes you think she’s a goddess. But when you see her in real life, it’s like she got run over by a bus.
She looks like a princess on Facebook. In real life, she looks like a ghost.
Her Facebook is flawless. When I saw her, she had hair like a raccoon.
She had a perfect smile on Facebook. In real life, her face looked like it had been stepped on.
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When a girl’s Facebook picture is so amazing, it makes you think she’s a celebrity. But when you meet her, she looks like she just got out of a dumpster.
Her Facebook looks like a movie poster. In real life, she looks like she just fell into a mud pit.
She had a perfect filter on Facebook. When I saw her, she looked like she had been hit by a car.
She looked like a queen on Facebook. When I met her, she looked like a greasy pizza.
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