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A smug, attention-hungry Facebook user who thinks their existence is so important that they post every tiny detail of their day, even if it makes other people want to die.
Just ate a sandwich. It was okay. Probably better than your life.
My cat blinked at me. It was a historic event.
I drank water. The world may never recover.
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A person who thinks their life is a never-ending highlight reel and posts every tiny, meaningless moment like it’s the end of the world.
My coffee was hot. I’m alive.
I walked outside. The sun was out. Wow.
I breathed. It was a miracle.
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A person who posts every little thing on Facebook, even if it’s so boring that it could put a person to sleep.
I took a shower. It was a full-body experience.
I blinked. It was a major event.
I sat down. The universe paused to admire me.
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Someone who thinks their life is so special that they post every tiny detail on Facebook, even if no one cares or wants to hear about it.
I took a nap. It was legendary.
I opened a door. The world gasped.
I drank tea. It was a historic event.
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A person who lives to post on Facebook and thinks every little thing in their life is worth sharing with the entire world.
I ate a crumb. It was a feast.
I stood up. It was a revolution.
I looked at the sky. It was a miracle.
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A person who posts every tiny thing on Facebook like it’s the most important event of the century, even if it’s just them eating a snack.
I bit into a chip. The world was changed.
I walked a step. History was made.
I opened my eyes. The future began.
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