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a long and messy time you waste on Facebook because you forgot why you opened it in the first place

I opened Facebook to check my messages and now it's 2 AM and I'm arguing with my ex on Instagram.

I wanted to see if my mom liked my post, and now I'm watching cat videos and I'm crying.

I opened Facebook to say hi to my friend, and now I've joined three groups and I'm debating the meaning of life.

when Facebook turns into a full-blown drama show and you can't leave because it's too good

I was just looking at my messages and now I'm in a fight with my crush and my best friend is on my side.

I opened Facebook to say hi and now I'm in a group chat with my ex and my mom and we're all arguing about the weather.

I checked my messages and now I've started a war with my neighbor over a comment on my post.

a cursed amount of time you spend on Facebook because you can't stop looking at your phone

I opened Facebook to check my messages and now I'm watching a 3-hour live stream of someone eating pizza.

I wanted to say hi to my friend and now I've watched 12 videos of cats falling off chairs.

I checked my messages and now I've joined a secret society and I don't know what I agreed to.

when Facebook takes over your brain and you can't think about anything else

I opened Facebook to check my messages and now I'm arguing with my teacher about my grades in a group chat.

I wanted to see what my friend was up to and now I've posted 10 selfies and I don't remember taking them.

I checked my messages and now I've started a band and I don't know how it happened.

a long and painful time you spend on Facebook because you can't stop scrolling and you don't know why

I opened Facebook to check my messages and now I've watched 20 videos of people dancing and I'm confused.

I wanted to say hi to my friend and now I've joined five groups and I'm arguing with a stranger.

I checked my messages and now I've posted a poem about my cat and I'm crying.