Facebook mid-life crisis

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Those 35-50-year-old Facebook users who finally got their own accounts and think they’re cool by tagging selfies and acting like they’re still in high school. They’re just sad, middle-aged people trying to feel young again.

Tagging a blurry photo of themselves at a restaurant with #FridayNightVibes and #StillCool

Sending a DM to an old crush: 'Hey, remember me? I’m still hot.'

Posting a picture of their kid’s soccer game with the caption 'My life is amazing, just like I always knew it would be.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When 30-50-year-olds look at Facebook and realize their lives are a mess because their old friends are living better lives and they’re still stuck in the same job. They might even try to get back in touch with old classmates just to feel better about themselves.

DMing a high school friend: 'Hey, why haven’t you talked to me in 20 years?'

Going to the gym every day because they saw a photo of someone else’s abs and now they think they’re still 18.

Trying to rekindle a relationship with their ex because they think they’re still the best looking in the class.

by Slangipedia 13d ago