Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A way for losers to talk to people they don’t even like but still pretend they’re cool

Hey bro, why you ignoring me?

You still mad about that pizza incident?

You gonna respond or are you just gonna ghost me?

2

A tool used by desperate people to send messages to someone who’s probably doing something way more fun

I miss you like a fat kid misses cake.

You’re probably playing video games right now.

I’m not even gonna ask why you didn’t reply.

3

A place where people who don’t have lives send messages to people who also don’t have lives

Why you still single? Are you even alive?

You don’t even text me back.

I’m gonna send you a meme and you’ll still ignore me.

4

A way for people to talk to someone but still act like they’re not even there

I sent you 10 messages and you still didn’t reply.

You’re pretending you didn’t see it.

I’m not even going to ask why you didn’t respond.

5

A fancy way of texting that still makes you look like a dork

Why you still not answering my messages?

You’re like a ghost.

I’m gonna send you a picture of my dog and you still won’t reply.