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A Facebook user who spam threads with nonsense and makes everyone want to punch their face.
"I eat cereal for dinner. You?", posted in a thread about politics.
DM: "Your cat is ugly. Also, I’m single."
Commented on a post: "This is the worst thread ever. Also, I have 3 kids."
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A Facebook person who ruins every conversation with their dumb opinions and bad grammar.
Posted: "I think the sky is green. Also, I’m 12."
Commented: "You’re wrong. Also, I like cheese."
DM: "Your thread is trash. Also, I have 2 dogs."
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A Facebook user who shows up everywhere and talks too much, like they own the place.
Commented on a post: "I’m here. Also, I have a PhD."
DM: "I’m in your group. Also, I’m rich."
Posted: "I’m in every thread. Also, I’m perfect."
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