Facebook Meerkat

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A person who peeks at your Facebook messages like a thief in the night just to know your business

Hey, I saw you typing to your crush! What’s going on?!

You had your face right up against my phone like a spider!

I swear you’re the reason I got a bad grade on my math test.

Somebody who can’t keep their nose out of your Facebook chats like they’re paid by the letter

You were staring at my screen like you were trying to read my mind!

I had to block you because you kept checking my messages every 30 seconds!

You looked like a detective trying to solve the mystery of my life.

A human who can’t stop looking over your shoulder on Facebook like they’re trying to steal your thoughts

You were leaning so close I could smell your breakfast!

I had to turn my phone sideways just to keep you from seeing my messages!

You looked like you were trying to read my mind in the middle of a math test.

Somebody who is so desperate to know your Facebook messages they might as well be your ex

You kept looking at my phone like you were trying to find a hidden treasure!

You asked me what I was typing like I was holding the secret to life!

You stared at my screen so long my eyes started to twitch.

A person who checks your Facebook like it’s a crime scene and you’re the only witness

You were leaning over my shoulder like you were solving a murder!

You kept looking at my screen like you were trying to read my soul!

You asked me what I was typing like I had a secret to tell the whole world.

Somebody who can’t stop looking at your Facebook like they’re trying to rob you of your privacy

You were staring at my phone like you were trying to memorize every message!

You asked me what I was typing like I had the key to the universe!

You looked like you were trying to steal my thoughts in the middle of a movie.