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Telling someone to reach out through Facebook like they’re your best friend but you haven’t talked to them since the last time the moon blinked.

Facebook me before you embarrass yourself again.

Just Facebook me, I don’t even know your number.

Don’t call me, Facebook me like I’m your ex.

When you find out about stuff through Facebook before someone actually tells you in person or by phone. You’re like a kid with a spyglass.

I saw your post before you even told me.

Facebook told me before you did.

I knew about the party before you whispered it to me.