Facebook Massacring

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When random people start chatting on your Facebook like they're your best friends, even though they’ve never talked to you in real life.
My cousin’s ex just commented on my vacation photo and asked if I was single.
A guy I don’t know messaged me about my dog’s birthday.
My math teacher started a group chat with me and my ex about my bad grade.
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When you lose your mind and start deleting people from your friends list like they owe you money.
I defriended my mom because she liked my ex’s post.
I deleted 50 people because they didn’t like my new haircut.
I unfriended my crush because he didn’t reply to my message.
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