Facebook martyrdom

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Posting something stupid on Facebook knowing it will make a bunch of people lose their minds and yell at you like you just insulted their mom. It’s like the last thing you do before you quit Facebook forever.

I told my ex I was happier without him. Now I have 177 notifications.

I said my teacher was the worst. Now I have to answer 20 questions in class.

I posted that my dog hates me. My dog just stared at me and ate my homework.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Putting something on Facebook that will cause a huge mess, even though you know it's going to get you in trouble. It’s like throwing a tantrum on the internet.

I told my mom I wanted a phone. Now she’s asking my dad for a loan.

I said my brother was a crybaby. He now claims I’m the crybaby.

I posted that my lunch was sad. My lunch just got a lawyer.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Posting something on Facebook just to get people angry, even if you know it’s going to end with you being the most hated person in the world.

I told my crush I liked someone else. Now my crush is my enemy.

I said my favorite pizza was pepperoni. Now my life is in danger.

I posted that my pet goldfish was smarter than me. My goldfish is now on a diet.

by Slangipedia 13d ago