Facebook Marry

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When you laugh in someone's face and say you're gonna marry them on Facebook. Or when your girlfriend or boyfriend is too dumb to pick a real relationship status and picks 'married' instead.

'I'm gonna Facebook marry you, you idiot.'

My girlfriend changed her status to 'married' because she thought it was cool.

He added me as 'married' just to annoy me.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you add your spouse as 'married' on Facebook. Or when you add your boyfriend or girlfriend as 'married' just because you're too lazy to pick the right option. Kids these days think it's funny.

Added my wife as 'married' because I'm lazy.

My girlfriend added me as 'married' because she thought it was funny.

He added me as 'married' just to make me mad.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When two people who are not actually married on Facebook say they're married. It's like they think they're in a real marriage and not just playing a joke.

They're not married, but they both changed their status to 'married' for a joke.

She added me as 'married' because she thought it was a cool trick.

They both said they were married, but they're just friends.

by Slangipedia 13d ago