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the only place where some guy sells a mansion with six bedrooms for forty-four bucks, while another guy tries to rip you off by charging twenty-two thousand dollars for a stupid Twinkie
I saw a mansion for $44 and thought, 'This is the best deal since the first pizza ever.'
My uncle tried to buy a Twinkie for $22,000 and now he lives in a box under a bridge.
A guy listed his mansion for $44 and then vanished. Probably became a millionaire.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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a sneaky person who buys stuff super cheap on Facebook Marketplace and then yells at you for triple the price on eBay
I bought a used phone for $10 and then he sold it for $30 and called me a ‘dumbass’.
She bought a microwave for $5 and sold it for $15. I think she’s a witch.
He bought a bike for $20 and then sold it for $60. I walked out of the store crying.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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