facebook marination

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when you post something on Facebook and let it rot in the feed until it stinks so bad people can't ignore it anymore

I posted my divorce pics and let them marinate for a week before my ex saw them.

I facebook marinated my rant about my job until my boss started crying in the office.

I posted my middle finger to my ex and let it sit until his mom liked it.

when you accept a friend request just to make someone wait, like you're playing a cruel game of hide and seek with their feelings

I accepted his friend request 3 days later just to annoy him.

She waited 5 days to accept my request because she thought I was too eager.

He waited a full week to accept my friend request just to be a jerk.