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A guy who thinks he's the king of the world because he has 600 friends on Facebook. He uses stupid shortcuts like '2m' for tomorrow and 'outt' for 'out'. He writes dumb poems and surveys and tags random people just to look cool.

'2m i'll be there' instead of 'tomorrow i'll be there'

'outt' written on his status

'I love everyone and no one' posted at 2 AM

by Slangipedia 13d ago

He's the guy who posts notes full of nonsense and tags people he doesn't even know. He thinks his profile picture of himself in the mirror is the height of fashion.

'I took a selfie in the mirror and it's the best picture ever' posted on Facebook

A note that says 'Rate me 1-10' with 12 people tagged

A status that says 'I'm famous' with 3 people who don't know him tagged

by Slangipedia 13d ago

He's a total poser who thinks he's popular just because he has 600 friends. He's shallow, cocky, and would tag his mom just to look cool.

'My mom is my best friend' posted at 1 AM

He tags 10 people for a survey about his hair

He posts 'I'm a poet' and no one cares

by Slangipedia 13d ago

He's the type of guy who writes stupid poems in his notes and tags 20 people just to seem important. He's a total conformist who thinks he's the best.

A note that says 'I'm a poet and I'm not afraid to say it' with 10 people tagged

'I'm conforming to the world' posted at 3 AM

He writes 'I'm popular' in his notes and tags 20 people

by Slangipedia 13d ago

He's the guy who messes up his statuses like a toddler and thinks he's the most popular kid in school just because he has 600 friends.

'I'm going outt' posted on Facebook

'2m i'm coming' with 5 people tagged

He writes 'I'm the best' and no one agrees

by Slangipedia 13d ago