Facebook Magician

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A person who looks like a hot mess in their Facebook pics, but in real life is a total ugly waste of space.
'She’s got 10,000 likes but looks like a raccoon in person.'
'He’s got a six-pack in his profile pic, but in real life he eats pizza for breakfast.'
'Her Facebook is like a fairy tale, but IRL she’s a disaster.'
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Somebody who looks amazing on Facebook but is a complete disaster when you meet them face to face.
'She’s got a perfect life on Facebook, but she’s got a face like a used sock.'
'He’s got a fancy car in his pics, but he drives a beat-up minivan.'
'Her profile is like a dream, but in real life she’s a nightmare.'
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A person who looks like a queen on Facebook but is a total mess in real life.
'Her Facebook is like a movie, but she smells like old pizza.'
'He looks like a model, but he’s got a beard like a raccoon.'
'Her profile is perfect, but she’s got the face of a monster.'
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