Facebook Machine

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Any piece of junk that can get online and log into Facebook, usually a phone that's too dumb to do anything else.

My phone is a Facebook Machine. It can't even play Tetris without crashing.

That phone is just a Facebook Machine. I've seen it post 10 times in one minute.

He brought his phone to the park just to check Facebook. That's a Facebook Machine if I've ever seen one.

A computer that doesn't do real work. It just stares at Facebook all day like it's the president.

That PC is a total waste. It's just a Facebook Machine with a screen.

She brought her laptop to work just to check Facebook. That's a Facebook Machine if I've ever seen one.

That computer is so slow it can't even do math. It's a Facebook Machine.

An old piece of tech that only knows how to log into Facebook and nothing else. It's like a dinosaur with a screen.

That thing is so old it probably had a dial-up connection. It's a Facebook Machine.

He still uses that ancient laptop just to check Facebook. That's a Facebook Machine.

That computer is slower than my grandma. It's a Facebook Machine.

A laptop that only exists to check Facebook. It doesn't even need a keyboard, just a folder for pictures and a browser.

That laptop only does one thing: check Facebook. It's a portable Facebook Machine.

She brought that laptop to the mall just to check Facebook. That's a portable Facebook Machine.

That laptop is so basic it doesn't even need a keyboard. It's a portable Facebook Machine.