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Two people who think they're the best match since bread and butter and spend all their time on Facebook posting stupid stuff about how they're soulmates and will never break up. It usually ends when one of them gets bored and leaves.

'I know you're reading this. We're gonna be together forever. I swear.'

'This is the best relationship ever. No one else matters.'

'If you leave me, I'll post 1000 pictures of my cat.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A couple who can't stop bragging about how awesome they are on Facebook. They post wall posts like it's their job. The relationship usually dies in a month because one of them can't take the annoying posts anymore.

'We are the best couple ever. You know it.'

'I will never leave you. Ever.'

'If you don't like me, I'll post your face on my wall.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

People who think they're in love and post ridiculous stuff on Facebook about how they're perfect for each other. They last about a month before one of them realizes the other is a total waste of time.

'You're my forever person. No one else is good enough.'

'I'll never split with you. Ever.'

'If you break up with me, I'll post your face on my wall forever.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Two people who can't stop talking about how amazing their relationship is on Facebook. They post every day about how they're the best match. It usually ends when one of them gets sick of the constant updates.

'I can't believe we're still together. You're the best.'

'We're the perfect match. No one else matters.'

'If you leave me, I'll post your face on my wall 100 times.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A couple who think they're the best thing since sliced bread and spend all their time on Facebook posting about how amazing their relationship is. It usually ends when one of them gets tired of the constant updates.

'We are the best. You know it.'

'I will never break up with you. Ever.'

'If you leave me, I'll post your face on my wall forever.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Two people who think they're the best match ever and spend all their time on Facebook posting stupid stuff about how they're soulmates. They usually break up in a month because one of them can't take the nonsense anymore.

'You're my forever person. No one else is good enough.'

'I'll never split with you. Ever.'

'If you leave me, I'll post your face on my wall.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago