facebook love

a person who can't stop staring at someone's Facebook page like it's the last piece of pizza. they throw pies, poke you until you scream, and do weird stuff just because they're obsessed.

someone who thinks your Facebook page is a personal attack. they throw pies, poke you until your phone dies, and send you messages at 3 a. m. just to feel important.

a person who lives for your Facebook page. they throw pies, poke you like it's a sport, and send you random messages just to hear their own voice.

a person who thinks your Facebook page is a personal insult. they throw pies, poke you until you yell, and send you messages just to feel powerful.

a person who can't stand not looking at your Facebook page. they throw pies, poke you like it's a game, and send you messages just to be noticed.

a person who thinks your Facebook page is the best thing ever. they throw pies, poke you for no reason, and send you messages just to be loud.