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When you get stuck in a never-ending fight on Facebook about how much you hate Facebook and how stupid everyone else is for using it.
'You're just jealous because I have more friends than you!'
'Facebook is the worst. I'm leaving. Then I come back. Then I leave again. Then I come back again.'
'Why are you even on Facebook? You're not even cool anymore.'
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A Facebook conversation that goes on forever and ever and ever because no one can shut up about how much they hate Facebook.
'I'm done with Facebook. I'm done with life.'
'You can't just leave Facebook. You're not even a real person anymore.'
'I'm going to delete my account. Then I'll come back because I can't live without Facebook.'
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When you start arguing on Facebook about how bad Facebook is and somehow end up arguing for three hours and still don't know who's right.
'Facebook is the devil. I'm going to delete my account. Then I'll come back because I can't live without it.'
'You don't even know what Facebook is. You're not even a real person.'
'I'm going to leave Facebook. Then I'll come back. Then I'll leave again. Then I'll come back again.'
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A Facebook fight that starts with one person saying Facebook is stupid and ends with everyone being too mad to remember why they were even fighting in the first place.
'Facebook is the worst thing ever. I'm going to delete my account.'
'You're not even a real person. You're just a Facebook ghost.'
'I don't even know why I'm still on Facebook. I'm just here because I can't live without it.'
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When you're on Facebook and you start arguing about how Facebook is the worst, and somehow you end up arguing for hours and still don't know who won.
'Facebook is stupid. I hate it. I'm going to delete my account.'
'You're not even a real person. You're just a Facebook fake.'
'I'm going to leave Facebook. Then I'll come back. Then I'll leave again. Then I'll come back again.'
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When you're on Facebook and you argue about how Facebook is the worst, and somehow you end up arguing for hours and still don't know who's right because no one can shut up.
'Facebook is the devil. I'm going to delete my account.'
'You're not even a real person. You're just a Facebook ghost.'
'I'm going to leave Facebook. Then I'll come back because I can't live without it.'
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