Facebook Lizard

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Facebook lizards are snobby, smelly reptiles who think you're a nobody. If they don't like you, they'll ghost you and laugh at your face behind your back.

I sent them a friend request and they ignored me for a week. Then I saw them at the store and they walked the other way like I had cooties.

They blocked me after I called them out for liking my ex's post but not mine.

I tried to talk to them at the mall and they hissed at me and ran away like I was a spider.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Facebook lizards are rude, low-life creatures who think you're a loser. If they don't like you, they'll delete your friend request and make fun of you behind your back.

They deleted my friend request and then posted a meme about how I'm a nobody on their story.

I tried to ask them to hang out and they said I was 'too basic for their vibe.'

They laughed at me in the grocery store when I tried to say hi.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Facebook lizards are sneaky, slimy reptiles who don't want you to be their friend. If they don't like you, they'll ignore you and make you look like a fool.

They ignored my messages and then posted a story about how I'm 'too loud for their peace.'

I tried to tag them in a post and they didn't even respond.

They called me out for being 'too dramatic' in a group chat I didn't even join.

by Slangipedia 13d ago