facebook litigant

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A fake person who yells about suing someone on Facebook, but they don’t even have a lawyer, just a bad memory of TV shows where lawyers shout and drink coffee like it’s water

@jimbo123 I’m gonna sue you for saying my memes are bad. I’ve got a lawyer named Bob. Bob is real. I think.

I’m gonna take you to court for liking my ex’s post. I’ve got a lawyer. He’s named Steve. He’s not real.

You said my pizza was bad. I’m gonna sue you. My lawyer is a ghost. He charges $500 an hour.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Someone who thinks they’re a tough guy because they said they’re gonna sue someone on Facebook, but they’ve never even seen a real lawyer, just a movie where the lawyer wears a suit and eats a lot of donuts

@chris456 You said my dog was ugly. I’m taking you to court. My lawyer is a donut. He eats donuts and wins.

I’m gonna sue you for unfollowing me. My lawyer is a donut. He eats donuts and wins.

You said my hair was a disaster. I’m gonna sue you. My lawyer is a donut. He eats donuts and wins.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A person who thinks they’re tough because they said they’re gonna sue someone on Facebook, but they’ve never even seen a real lawyer, just a movie where the lawyer yells and wears a suit that smells like old socks

@sarah789 I’m gonna take you to court for saying my jokes are bad. My lawyer is a sock. He smells like old socks and wins.

You said my cat was fat. I’m gonna sue you. My lawyer is a sock. He smells like old socks and wins.

You said my singing was bad. I’m gonna sue you. My lawyer is a sock. He smells like old socks and wins.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago