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The sad sack who likes every single post just so their face shows up on your feed. They don’t care if it’s a photo of a sad taco or a crying cat. They just want you to look at them.
I liked your post about your grandma's bad hair day. I hope you liked mine about my dog's bad hair day.
I like your post about your ex. I hope you like mine about my ex's ex.
I like your post about your lunch. I hope you like mine about my lunch... which was a bagel.
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A desperate, lonely mess who hits like buttons like it’s their last chance to be seen. They’ll like your post about your cat’s sneeze. They’ll like your post about your cat’s death.
I liked your post about your cat’s sneeze. I hope you liked my post about my cat’s death.
I liked your post about your bad day. I hope you liked my post about my worst day.
I liked your post about your pizza. I hope you liked my post about my pizza... which was a hot dog.
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