facebook like-puppet

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a person who hits the like button on everything they post, even if it's total nonsense. they also like stuff just because it's from their favorite person, even if it's the worst post ever. they go on a like frenzy, like they're trying to prove they're the king of likes, and then they crash when they can't take the guilt of not liking enough stuff.
I like this comment because it's from my ex. Even though it says 'I miss you' and I hate that.
I like every single post on my wall. Even the one that says 'I ate cereal for dinner.'
I like this comment 17 times just to make my friend feel special.
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a person who can't stop liking stuff on Facebook. they like every comment, every post, even the ones that are obviously fake. they get so desperate to be liked that they start liking random people's stuff just to get their own fix.
I just liked that comment 10 times because I felt like it.
I like every post from my cousin even though it's about her cat's hairball.
I like this comment just because it has 5 likes already. I don’t care if it’s stupid.
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a person who will like everything you post, even if it’s terrible. they also like random stuff from people they barely know because they’re trying to impress them. they get so addicted to liking stuff that they can’t stop, even if it makes you feel like a total idiot.
I like that comment because it’s from my boss. Even though it says 'Great job' and I got fired.
I like this post from my neighbor’s dog. It’s just a picture of a sock.
I like every comment on my friend’s wall just because I feel like it.
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a person who hits the like button more times than a chicken hits the ground. they like everything, even if it’s stupid. they also like stuff from people they don’t even know just to feel important. they go on wild like binges and you can’t stop them.
I like that comment 20 times because it’s from my crush.
I like this post because it’s about pizza. Even though I hate pizza.
I like every comment on my wall just because I can.
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a person who will like every single thing on Facebook, even if it's total garbage. they also like stuff from people they don’t even know just to feel special. they get so addicted to liking that they can’t stop, even if it’s 3 in the morning and they're still liking comments.
I like that comment from my crush, even though it’s just ‘Hey.’
I like this post from my neighbor’s dog, even though it’s just a photo of a sock.
I like every comment on my wall just because I can’t stop.
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a person who will like everything, even if it’s stupid. they also like stuff from people they don’t even know just to feel like they’re popular. they get so obsessed with liking that they can’t stop, even if it’s 3 in the morning and they’re still hitting the like button.
I like that comment 5 times because it’s from my crush.
I like this post because it’s from my neighbor’s dog. Even though it’s a sock.
I like every comment on my wall just because I like being liked.
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