facebook lift

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when you take your facebook profile and give it a total make-over like it's going to a beauty pageant and you're the ugly contestant

I just did a facebook lift because my profile looked like a landfill.

My ex saw my old photos and I had to do a facebook lift before he cried.

I did a facebook lift because my profile was so bad it made my dog sad.

when you delete everything on your facebook like it's your last day on earth and you're going to jail

I did a facebook lift because my timeline was longer than my ex's lies.

I cleared my facebook because I was tired of seeing my old friends' stupid posts.

I did a facebook lift because my timeline was so messy it looked like a war zone.

when you totally change your facebook profile because it looked like it was thrown in a trash can and stepped on

I did a facebook lift because my profile looked like a raccoon had a party in it.

My mom told me to do a facebook lift because my profile was so bad it made her cry.

I did a facebook lift because my profile was worse than my brother's homework.

when you completely redo your facebook profile like it's a prison break and you're escaping from your old self

I did a facebook lift because my old profile was like a prison and I was the sad prisoner.

My profile was so outdated I did a facebook lift like it was a prison break.

I did a facebook lift because my profile was worse than my neighbor's lawn.

when you change your facebook profile so much it looks like you got a new identity and your old one got fired

I did a facebook lift because my old profile was so bad it deserved to be fired.

My old profile was so boring I did a facebook lift and gave it a new identity.

I did a facebook lift because my profile was so old it had wrinkles.