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The tiny box under your face on Facebook where you put stupid stuff no one cares about.

'I love tacos.', said no one ever.

'This is my life now.', from a man who just got fired.

'I am not crying. You are.', from a woman who just got rejected by 12 guys.

The little spot below your picture on Facebook where you write nonsense like a kid who just got caught peeing in the pool.

'I am the best at everything.', from a guy who failed math.

'I eat donuts for breakfast.', said no one who has ever been alive.

'I am not a loser.', from a loser.

That tiny box under your face on Facebook where you write stuff that’s so bad it makes your mom cry.

'I am rich.', from a guy who has 3 dollars in his wallet.

'I have no problems.', said the guy who just got fired and lost his dog.

'I love everyone.', said the guy who just broke up with his girlfriend and his best friend.

That little box below your face on Facebook where you write stuff that’s so stupid it could make a monkey confused.

'I am the king of the world.', from a guy who just won a game of checkers.

'I am not tired.', said the guy who has been sleeping for 12 hours straight.

'I have no enemies.', from a man who just got 12 DMs from people he hates.

That tiny box on Facebook where you put stuff so boring it could make a dog fall asleep in the middle of a dance party.

'I am happy.', said the guy who just got dumped.

'I eat pizza every day.', from a man who just ate pizza for 10 days straight.

'I am not a failure.', said the guy who just failed 3 tests.

That little box under your face on Facebook where you write stuff that sounds like your brain is on fire and you don’t care.

'I am the best.', said the guy who just got passed by 10 people.

'I am not scared.', from the guy who just saw a spider the size of a cat.

'I have no regrets.', said the guy who just broke up with his girlfriend and his best friend.