Facebook liar

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A person who posts fake stuff about themselves like they're some kind of god, but you know they're lying through their teeth.
I just became a millionaire. Everyone knows I'm broke.
I'm starting a new business. It's just a hobby.
I'm going on a vacation. I'm just hiding from my landlord.
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Someone who brag on Facebook like they're the king of the world, but you know they're just trying to cover up their failures.
I got a perfect score on my test. I cheated.
I got a new car. It's a rental.
I'm dating a model. She's my cousin.
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A person who lies on Facebook so hard, it’s like they're trying to convince the whole internet they're not a complete disaster.
I got a promotion. I got fired.
I'm getting married. I'm just dating my best friend.
I'm a rockstar. I can't even play an instrument.
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When someone posts nonsense on Facebook like they're trying to trick you into thinking they're perfect, but you know they're just a mess.
I'm rich. I'm broke.
I'm famous. I'm just a regular person.
I'm happy. I'm just pretending.
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A person who lies on Facebook so much, it’s like they think the internet is a bunch of傻瓜 who will believe anything.
I'm a billionaire. I just got a new job.
I'm a superhero. I can't even lift my dog.
I'm in love. I'm just sad.
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