Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you see someone's first ever Facebook photo and it’s so bad you want to punch them in the face and ask why they didn’t use a filter

I clicked on that first photo and it was like they took it in the 90s with a toaster

That face was like a ghost came out of their mouth

I saw that first photo and I knew that person would never be cool

2

You zoom in on the first Facebook picture and it’s like they took it in a dark room with a broken phone

That photo was so bad it looked like they were crying in a cave

I saw that first pic and I thought they were a ghost

That face was like it was made of bricks

3

You see someone’s first Facebook photo and it’s so bad it makes your soul scream

I looked at that first photo and I wanted to die

That face was like they were cursed

I saw that picture and I knew I’d never be friends with them

4

You look at someone’s first Facebook picture and it’s like they took it with a potato and a lamp

That photo was so bad it looked like it came out of a cave

I saw that first pic and I thought it was a joke

That face looked like it was made of dirt and sadness

5

You check out the first Facebook photo and it's so bad you want to throw your phone out the window

That face was like it was taken in the 80s

I saw that first pic and I wanted to scream

That photo looked like it was taken with a banana and a flashlight

6

You see someone’s first Facebook photo and it's like they took it in a haunted house with a broken camera

That photo looked like it came out of a horror movie

I saw that first picture and I knew they were cursed

That face was like it was painted by a monster