Facebook Lad

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A shy person who normally keeps their mouth shut suddenly starts spitting out loud, obnoxious comments on Facebook like they’re trying to make up for lost time.
'Bro, that dog is ugly and I’m not even related to it.'
'Why is this pizza so good? I want to marry it.'
'This movie is so bad, it’s like it was made by a sad kid with no friends.'
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When a quiet person who usually lets others talk gets a sudden urge to brag on Facebook like they just won the lottery.
'I just ate five tacos and I’m still hungry.'
'My dog is smarter than your dog.'
'I can beat anyone in a dance-off. Prove me wrong.'
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A person who normally stays out of trouble but suddenly starts talking trash on Facebook like they’re the king of the universe.
'This game is so easy, even my grandma could beat it.'
'I’m the best at everything. Everyone knows it.'
'Your mom is so fat, she could be a couch.'
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