facebook know it all

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Those Facebook people who think they’re the smartest and argue about everything from politics to the meaning of life, even though they don’t know jack.
Why do you think the sky is blue? I know the answer. It’s because I read it on Facebook.
I’m telling you, the president is a crook. I saw it on a post. End of story.
They asked me what I think about the war. I said, 'I don’t know, but I’m going to post about it.'
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Facebook users who act like they’re experts on everything, but they’re just copying other people’s opinions and pretending they’re their own.
I know more about history than you. I read it on Facebook. I don’t need to go to school.
You think you’re smart? I read a post about it. I’m smarter than you.
They asked me if I knew what a prime minister does. I said, 'I think it’s like a president, but I’ll look it up later.'
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People on Facebook who know nothing but act like they know everything, and they’ll argue about it with anyone, even their own mom.
My cousin said I don’t know anything. I said, 'I know more than you. I read it on Facebook.'
I got into a fight with my neighbor over politics. All because he said I didn’t know what I was talking about.
They asked me if I knew what a recession was. I said, 'I think it’s when people stop buying stuff. I’ll check it later.'
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The kind of people who think they're the only ones who know anything, and they'll tell you about it every single day on Facebook.
I post about the weather every day. I think I'm a meteorologist now.
I told my brother he didn't know anything. I said, 'I read it on Facebook.'
They asked me if I knew what a constitution was. I said, 'I think it's the same thing as a contract. I’ll check it later.'
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People who think they're the smartest on Facebook, but they just repeat what they read and argue about it like it's real.
I posted that the moon landing was fake. I don’t need evidence. I read it on Facebook.
I got into a fight with my dad about the election. He said I didn’t know what I was talking about.
They asked me if I knew what a bill was. I said, 'I think it’s like a law. I’ll look it up later.'
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Those Facebook users who think they're the best at everything, and they'll argue about it with you even if they have no idea what they're talking about.
I know everything about sports. I read it on Facebook. I don’t need to watch the game.
I told my teacher I knew everything about history. I said, 'I read it on Facebook.'
They asked me if I knew what inflation was. I said, 'It’s when prices go up. I think that’s it.'
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