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When a friend tags you on Facebook to praise you, then deletes the post right in front of you like a coward, making you look like a fool. Then you end up getting cursed by the internet or your mom finds out.

My friend tagged me in a post saying I'm the best at math, then deleted it. I got a C on my test the next day.

My ex tagged me in a post saying I was the best lover ever. Then she deleted it. I got dumped by my new girlfriend.

My dad tagged me in a post saying I was the best son ever. Then he deleted it. I got grounded for a week.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

That glorious feeling you get when your Facebook post gets 47 likes, and you think you're famous, even though no one actually cares.

I posted a picture of my cat and got 47 likes. I felt like a celebrity.

I wrote a poem about my day and got 47 likes. I cried.

I posted a video of me falling down and got 47 likes. I felt like a rockstar.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you comment on a Facebook post to trash someone, and Facebook thinks you're a drama queen and starts sending you 100 posts about the same stupid thing.

I commented 'this is the worst song ever' on a post, and now I get 100 posts about this song.

I said 'this is the dumbest movie ever' and now I get 100 posts about that movie.

I wrote 'this is the worst pizza ever' and now I get 100 posts about that pizza.

by Slangipedia 13d ago