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because Google didn't say it first doesn't mean it's not true and you're a dumbass for thinking it is
I know the moon is made of cheese because I saw it on TikTok and Google didn't say it first.
You can't have a pizza without cheese, even if Google didn't say it first.
I saw a chicken cross the road and Google didn't say it first, so it's true.
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you're so obsessed with Google you think it's the only truth and everyone else is a fool
Google didn't say it first, so it's not real. I'm not wrong, you are.
You're a fool for not believing me because Google didn't say it first.
I saw it on the internet, so it's real. Google didn't say it first, so you're wrong.
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you're a hot mess who thinks Google is the only god and everyone else is a heretic
Google didn't say it first, so I'm not wrong. You're just a heretic.
I saw it on my phone, so it's real. Google didn't say it first, so you're a heretic.
You're a heretic for not believing me. Google didn't say it first, so I'm right.
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