Facebook jonesing

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When someone is dying to look at their Facebook but can't because they don't have a phone or computer, or the site is blocked, like when they're stuck at work.
I can't stop thinking about my Facebook. I'm going crazy!
Why can't I check my Facebook? I'm losing my mind!
This block is killing me. I need my Facebook.
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It's when you get so desperate to see your Facebook that you're ready to punch someone if they don't let you check it.
I would punch my boss if I could check my Facebook right now.
I'm so desperate for Facebook I'm ready to scream.
I'm about to throw my coffee cup at the wall if I don't get my Facebook.
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When you're so obsessed with Facebook that you'd rather die than not check it, especially when you're stuck without a device.
I would rather die than not check my Facebook.
No phone, no Facebook, no life.
I'd trade my soul for a Facebook check.
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It's when you can't stand not checking your Facebook and you're ready to throw a tantrum if you can't.
I'm throwing a tantrum because I can't check Facebook.
I'm having a meltdown. Facebook is my life.
I'm so mad I could scream. I need my Facebook.
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When you're so desperate for Facebook that you'd ask your boss for a raise just to check it.
I'd ask my boss for a raise if I could check my Facebook.
I want a raise just to see my Facebook.
Facebook is more important than my job.
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When you're stuck without Facebook and you're thinking about all the ways you'd kill someone to get it back.
I'd kill my boss if I could check my Facebook.
If I don't get Facebook, I'll kill my coworker.
I'm thinking of ways to murder someone just to check my Facebook.
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