Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a person who leaves dumb comments on all your posts just to feel important

Hey, I saw your post and I'm literally the best person ever.

Your pizza is sad. I eat 10 pizzas a day. I'm a god.

You're not cool. I'm cool. I know this because I said so.

2

someone who comments on everything you post just to show off how much they know

Your post is basic. I know 1000 things about life.

You don't know anything. I'm smart.

This is the best post ever. I'm the best person ever.

3

a person who comments on all your posts with useless nonsense just to sound cool

Your post is boring. I eat glitter for breakfast.

You're not cool. I'm a superhero.

I have 5000 followers. You have 2. I'm better.

4

a person who comments on all your posts with stupid stuff just to seem popular

Your post is fake. I'm real. I have 10000 friends.

You're not popular. I'm popular. I know this because I said so.

I'm the king of the internet. You're just a peasant.

5

a person who comments on your posts with dumb stuff just to make themselves look good

Your post is ugly. I'm beautiful. I'm a model.

You're not smart. I'm smart. I'm a genius.

I have 100000 followers. You have 3. I'm better.

6

a person who comments on everything you post just to say they're better than you

Your post is stupid. I'm the best person ever.

You're not cool. I eat 10000 pizzas a day.

You're a nobody. I'm a somebody.