Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Facebook Jockey is a person who thinks they're a social media star and posts so much it makes your feed look like a trash fire.

Hey look at me I just ate a burrito and it was amazing

Check out my dog’s face when he saw a cat

I’m so tired I could sleep for a year and still be tired

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A Facebook Jockey is someone who posts so much it’s like they’re trying to drown you in their life.

I just got a new haircut and it’s perfect

My cat is the best

I had cereal for dinner and it was a bad decision

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A Facebook Jockey is a person who thinks their life is interesting and proves it by posting about it 10 times a day.

I just woke up and I’m already bored

I ate pizza and it was life-changing

I’m so sad I could cry and I did

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A Facebook Jockey is someone who thinks their life is the most important thing ever and posts about it constantly.

I just got a new job and it’s the best thing ever

I bought a new shirt and it’s perfect

I had a bad day and I’m still alive

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A Facebook Jockey is a person who posts so much you start to hate them and their whole life.

I just finished my breakfast and it was amazing

I went to the store and it was a good day

I’m so tired I can’t even think

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A Facebook Jockey is someone who lives to post and doesn’t care if you die from all the updates.

I just took a shower and it was heaven

I’m so happy I could die

I just got a new phone and it’s perfect