Facebook Jockey

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The office clown who posts your company's nonsense on Facebook like it's their full-time job and their brain is made of glitter and bad decisions.

'Check out our new office chair! It's so comfortable, you'll forget you're being paid to sit here.'

'Our CEO just ate a whole pizza. No one asked him to do that.'

'We are now officially the best company in the world. Probably.'

That guy who won't stop talking to you on Facebook like you're their long-lost lover, even though you blocked them 10 times already.

'I know you're reading this. Why are you ignoring me? I have feelings!'

'You're not my friend anymore. Why? I miss you!'

'I saw your profile picture. It's still the same. Are you dead?'

The human version of a spam bot. They post so much on Facebook, they might as well have a second job at the internet.

'Check this out! It's my cat. He's cute. I'm not paid to say this.'

'I just had the best sandwich. It's a miracle I'm still alive.'

'I'm posting this so you know I exist. I have a life. I have a dog.'