Facebook jihad

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A loud angry Facebook post that no one asked for but everyone has to see.
Why does my ex still like my posts? I haven't even posted since 2015.
My dog ate my homework. My kid ate my dog. My wife is screaming.
I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed. And I’m posting this at 2 a. m.
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A Facebook meltdown that makes your feed look like a war zone.
You think you’re the only one who’s ever been wrong? I’ve been wrong since I was 3.
I’m not arguing. I’m just explaining why I’m right.
If you don’t like my post, you can go to hell. I’m not even done yet.
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A Facebook post so angry it could wake the dead and make your mom cry.
My day is ruined because I forgot my coffee. And I’m not even kidding.
You’re not my friend. You’re just my annoyance.
I’m posting this so my ex knows I haven’t moved on. I’ve moved on. I’m just angry.
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