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When you're on the computer and you can't stop bouncing between websites and Facebook just to see if you got any stupid messages.

I was trying to do homework, but I had to check Facebook 10 times because I thought my ex sent me a message.

I was watching a movie, but I had to check Facebook because I thought my mom was messaging me about dinner.

I was trying to finish a game, but I had to check Facebook because I thought my friend was tagging me in a ridiculous photo.

A crazy need to log into Facebook right this second, like it's the only thing that can save your life.

I had to check Facebook because I thought my crush liked my post and I was dying inside.

I had to check Facebook because I thought my boss was messaging me about getting fired.

I had to check Facebook because I thought my dog was posting about me.