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The fake brainpower you think you have when you see all those fake friends saying they know you.

My ex is my friend? She’s not even my ex anymore!

My cousin’s dog liked my post. That’s not a real friend.

My old teacher ‘heard’ me. She hasn’t talked to me in five years.

The number of brain cells you lose when you think everyone on Facebook is your bestie.

My mom’s bestie is my uncle’s ex. That’s not a bestie.

My dog has more real friends than me.

My neighbor ‘heard’ me. He doesn’t even know my name.

The fake smarts you think you have because you have 1,000 people who say they know you.

My childhood friend hasn’t talked to me since 2012.

My ex’s ex is my friend. That’s not a real friend.

My gym teacher ‘heard’ me. She only knows me from gym class.

The imaginary intelligence you think you have when you see your name under 500 people who say they know you.

My dad’s best friend is my aunt’s husband. That’s not a bestie.

My pet turtle ‘heard’ me. That’s not a real friend.

My math teacher ‘heard’ me. She didn’t even remember my name.

The number of brain cells you lose when you think everyone who ‘heard’ you is your real friend.

My ex’s ex’s bestie is my friend. That’s not a real friend.

My cousin’s dog ‘heard’ me. That’s not a real friend.

My math teacher ‘heard’ me. She didn’t even know my name.

The fake brainpower you think you have because you have 1,000 people who say they know you.

My old neighbor ‘heard’ me. He doesn’t even live here anymore.

My ex’s bestie is my ex’s ex’s friend. That’s not a real friend.

My gym teacher ‘heard’ me. She only knows me from gym class.