facebook intervention

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When someone who hates Facebook gets forced to join by their family and friends, who create an account for them while they’re passed out or asleep, like they’re a prisoner in a medieval dungeon.
My cousin’s mom signed her up for Facebook while she was on a binge and didn’t even know.
My brother’s friend got a Facebook account made for him while he was in the hospital.
My aunt’s kids made a Facebook for her because she kept saying 'I hate Facebook' like it was a curse.
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When your Facebook friends all decide to gang up on you because you’re acting like a lunatic, and they’re like 'we’re not letting you go insane on our watch.'
My friend got 20 of his Facebook friends to message him and say 'you need to calm down.'
My cousin’s Facebook friends all commented on her post like they were in a group therapy session.
My brother’s Facebook friends started tagging him in every stupid post he made, just to embarrass him.
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