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You're looking at someone's Facebook like a creepy detective, but you're not doing it for sex, you're doing it because you're cheap and want to see if they're rich.
I checked her profile 10 times just to see if she has a Tesla.
He looked at my posts like I was a suspect in a robbery.
She stared at my timeline like it was a grocery list and I was on a budget.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You’re spying on someone on Facebook, but it's not for love or lust, it's just because you have nothing better to do and you’re slightly insane.
I checked his page 20 times because I was bored and he looked like a suspect.
She looked at my photos like I was the main character in a bad movie.
He scrolled through my updates like they were the last pieces of pizza.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You're checking someone’s Facebook like it's a crime scene, but you’re not doing it for a date, you’re doing it because you're lonely and you think they might have a life.
I looked at her page like it was a treasure map and I was a pirate.
He checked my posts like I was giving him a secret message.
She stared at my timeline like it was a diary and I was a spy.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You’re watching someone’s Facebook like they’re on a game show, but you’re not doing it for romance, you're doing it because you're jealous and think they might be better than you.
I checked his page like he was the final question on Jeopardy.
She looked at my posts like I was the answer to a riddle.
He scrolled through my updates like I was giving him a hint.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You’re checking someone’s Facebook like it’s a report card, but you’re not doing it for sex, you’re doing it because you’re envious and you want to know if they got an A.
I checked her profile like it was a report card and she was my kid.
He looked at my timeline like it was a test and I was the student.
She stared at my posts like I was bragging about my grades.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You’re watching someone’s Facebook like it's a movie, but you’re not doing it for love, you're doing it because you're bored and you think they might be interesting.
I checked her page like it was the first scene of a movie.
He scrolled through my updates like I was the main character.
She looked at my posts like they were the plot twist.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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