Facebook Insomnia

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You're too wired to sleep, so you stare at your Facebook like it's the last meal on Earth, refreshing like a madman hoping your friends will post something stupid enough to make you laugh at 3 a. m.

I refreshed my feed 27 times just to see if my ex posted a photo of their new dog.

I commented on my best friend's status about their breakfast, even though it was 4 a. m. and I was still in pajamas.

I stayed up until 5 a. m. just to see if my crush liked my post.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You're so desperate for attention that you sacrifice your sleep to watch your Facebook feed like it's a soap opera, and you're the main character who's been left on read.

I checked my feed 12 times just to see if my crush had posted anything about their weekend.

I stayed up all night because my mom posted a photo of my little brother crying, and I couldn't ignore it.

I commented on a post from my math teacher because I thought it might make me feel important.

by Slangipedia 14d ago