facebook induced mood disorder

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A mental breakdown caused by too much Facebook. Teens try to die, pretend they want to die, or say they want to kill someone because of stupid posts from their crush, enemies, or fake friends. They end up in the hospital, and doctors give them pills to shut them up.

My ex posted a photo with her new crush and said, 'He’s hotter than you.' I tried to kill her with a spoon.

My best friend tagged me in a photo with her new boyfriend and said, 'He’s better than you.' I cried for three days.

My rival posted a status saying, 'I hate you more than I hate math.' I sent him a death threat.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When kids lose their minds because of Facebook. They get so mad or sad from posts that they try to die, lie about trying to die, or say they want to kill people. Doctors give them Adderall and Lexapro to make them stop being crazy.

My crush posted, 'I’m going to the prom with Taylor.' I told my mom I wanted to die.

My enemy posted, 'You’re the worst.' I sent her 100 DMs saying, 'You’re the worst.'

My friend posted, 'I’m dating Jake now.' I cried and tried to eat my face.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A condition where kids act like they’re dying or want to kill someone because of Facebook posts. It’s so bad that doctors put them in a hospital and give them drugs to calm them down. It’s all because of a crush, a friend, or a random person they hate.

My crush posted, 'I’m going to the mall with her.' I cried and called him a f***ing loser.

My enemy posted, 'You’re ugly.' I told my teacher I wanted to kill her.

My best friend posted, 'I’m dating my crush now.' I tried to text her 100 times a day.

by Slangipedia 4d ago