Facebook Impatience

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#Facebook Drama Queen#Facebook Stalking#Useless Quizzes

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When you can't stand someone wasting their life on Facebook like it's their full-time job. They post too much. They stalk you. They take stupid quizzes and show you the results like it's the end of the world.
'I saw you liked my ex's new post. Are you still obsessed with them? I'm not even mad, I'm just annoyed.'
'Why did you upload 12 pictures of your lunch? I'm not even hungry anymore.'
'You took a quiz that says I'm 70% cat. That's not even close to 100%.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Being so annoyed by someone's constant Facebook nonsense that you just snap and delete their account. No mercy. No warnings. Just straight-up murder.
'I saw your 10th post today. I'm deleting you. Goodbye.'
'You Facebook Creeped me 12 times this week. I'm done.'
'You posted a picture of your cat's breakfast. That's not even a real meal.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Getting so fed up with someone's Facebook obsession that you just yell at them and make them feel bad for being a Facebook addict.
'You posted 5 pictures of your dog today. That's not even a real dog.'
'I saw you liked my ex's new post again. Are you still that jealous?'
'You took 12 quizzes today. I'm not even impressed.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Getting so mad at someone's Facebook nonsense that you just say 'enough' and block them for being a total Facebook freak.
'You posted 3 pictures of your lunch again. I'm blocking you.'
'You Facebook Stalked me 10 times today. I'm done with you.'
'You took a quiz that said I'm 60% dog. That's not even close to 100%.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When someone's Facebook usage is so annoying that you just yell at them and tell them to stop being a Facebook idiot.
'You posted 12 pictures of your cat again. I'm not even mad, I'm just annoyed.'
'You Facebook Stalked me again. Are you still that obsessed?'
'You took a quiz that said I'm 80% dog. That's not even close to 100%.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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