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The most annoying way to bother someone on Facebook. It’s like sending a scream through a loudspeaker.

Hey, I saw your profile pic and I now have a headache.

I’m not stalking you. I’m just mildly obsessed.

If you don’t reply, I will start talking to your dog.

You're so hungry for attention you’re willing to message someone just to feel important.

I know you’re out there. I can feel your presence.

I’ve reached out to you 12 times. You must be busy.

If you don’t reply, I’ll start messaging your mom.

You don’t have their number or their username and you’re too lazy to ask for it. So you just send them a message and hope for the best.

Hey, I saw you like pizza. I like pizza. That’s a connection.

If you ignore me, I will haunt your timeline.

I don’t know your name, but I know you’re going to regret this.