Facebook illusion

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When someone's Facebook photos make them look like a model, but in real life they look like they just rolled out of bed and ate a sandwich

My ex's profile pic was from a photoshoot. In real life, she looked like she'd been crying and eating chips.

My cousin's Facebook is all filtered selfies. When I saw him at the funeral, he looked like a raccoon who lost a bet.

My friend's Facebook is full of gym selfies. When I saw him at the mall, he was wearing pajamas and eating pizza.

When a person's Facebook is like a beauty pageant, but in real life they look like they were hit by a truck and then stepped on by a donkey

My mom's Facebook is all selfies with her hair done. When she came to visit, she had a bald spot and a frown.

My boss's Facebook is all smiling in the sun. When he came into the office, he looked like he'd been stuck in a sauna for a week.

My brother's Facebook is full of selfies in the gym. When I saw him at the grocery store, he was wearing a hat and eating a muffin.

When someone's Facebook looks like a magazine cover, but in real life they look like they've been living in a trash can for three years

My girlfriend's Facebook is all selfies in fancy clothes. When she came to my house, she wore pajamas and had a burger in her hand.

My friend's Facebook is all smiling and happy. When I saw him at the bar, he looked like he'd been fighting a goat.

My uncle's Facebook is full of photos with his hair perfect. When he came to my birthday, he had a bald spot and a beard like a raccoon.