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You stare at Facebook so much your back turns into a mountain of bad posture.
I logged on for 10 minutes and my back is already a hill.
My mom says I look like a turtle with a bad haircut.
I can’t text without my back screaming at me.
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You sit so close to your phone your spine gives up and takes a vacation.
My spine went on a trip and forgot to come back.
I sat so close my nose is now a Facebook logo.
My back is so broken it’s got a LinkedIn profile.
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You get so lost in Facebook your body forgets how to stand straight.
I stood up and my back didn’t know what to do.
I looked like a question mark with a bad attitude.
I posted a status and my back posted a complaint.