Facebook Humanitarian

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a fake good guy who likes every sad post on Facebook but never gives a damn in real life. They act like saints online but are total failures in real life.
I’m donating $1 to this cause because it’s only $1. I don’t need to give more than that.
I’m going to adopt a child in 2025. I swear.
I’m helping the poor by liking this post. I did my part.
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a person who thinks they’re a hero for liking a post about starving kids but would rather eat a whole pizza than help someone in need.
I’m saving the world by liking this post. I’m a hero.
I’m going to volunteer at the shelter tomorrow. I’ll be there for 2 seconds.
I’m feeding the poor by liking this post. I’m so generous.
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a person who posts about helping the homeless every day but would rather spend their money on a new phone than actually help anyone.
I’m helping the homeless by sharing this post. I’m a legend.
I’m going to give $1 to this cause. I’m rich now.
I’m going to adopt a kid. I’ll be famous.
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someone who acts like they’re saving the world on Facebook but would rather pass out than help someone in need.
I’m going to help the poor by liking this post. I did my job.
I’m adopting a kid. I’m a hero.
I’m helping the world by sharing this post. I’m a legend.
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a person who makes it look like they care about people online but would rather eat a whole cake than help anyone.
I’m helping the poor by liking this post. I’m done.
I’m going to adopt a kid. I’m so cool.
I’m saving the world by sharing this post. I’m a genius.
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someone who thinks they’re a hero for liking a post about a hungry kid but would rather spend their money on a new hat than help anyone.
I’m helping the poor by liking this post. I’m so generous.
I’m going to adopt a kid. I’m a legend.
I’m saving the world by sharing this post. I’m so cool.
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