Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a fool who yells random crap on Facebook while sports are happening, like football games

'Did you know my cat eats cereal for breakfast? The game is on fire!'

'The ref is a drunk raccoon. I saw it on TikTok.'

'My cousin’s ex is a vampire. That’s why I lost my bet.'

2

a person who wastes everyone’s time with stupid updates on Facebook during big games

'My dog just won the lottery. I’m not sure why.'

'I think the moon is made of cheese. Probably.'

'My mom’s dating a chicken. It’s true.'

3

a guy who clogs Facebook with dumb stuff when the whole world is watching football

'I just ate 10 tacos. I’m a superhero now.'

'The quarterback is a robot. I saw it on YouTube.'

'My neighbor’s dog is a wizard. I swear.'

4

some idiot who posts nonsense on Facebook during games, like football, just to make people mad

'I think the sky is purple. It’s probably true.'

'My goldfish is running for president. He’ll win.'

'The team is losing because my sister is crying.'

5

a person who ruins Facebook with useless messages during sports, like football games

'My fridge is alive. It told me the score.'

'I think the moon is made of tacos. It is.'

'The coach is a ghost. I saw him last night.'

6

someone who fills Facebook with stupid stuff while people are watching football and actually caring

'My pet turtle is a rockstar. He plays the drum.'

'The ref is a wizard. I’m not lying.'

'I just discovered that my sock is a time traveler.'