facebook ho

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A person who adds every single person on Facebook just to look popular and posts pictures every day like it's their job and changes their status more than a meth head changes shirts.

I added 50 strangers today just to feel important.

I posted a selfie at 2 a. m. because I was bored.

My status is now 'I am so cool I can post 10 times a day.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Someone who thinks they're a supermodel just because they post blurry, barely dressed pictures on Facebook and expect everyone to worship them.

I posted a pic in my underwear and got 10 likes. I’m a star.

I took a selfie in the bathroom and posted it. That’s my daily routine.

I posted a topless pic and now I think I’m famous.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A person who takes off their clothes every day on Facebook just to annoy their exes and show off like they're the center of the universe.

I posted a butt shot to make my ex jealous.

I took off my shirt and posted it to show off my abs.

I posted a video of me dancing in my underwear and now I think I’m the best.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When a guy wakes up with a hangover and goes on Facebook to find his hooker from last night, even though he probably still smells like whiskey and regret.

I looked up my ho on Facebook and she had 10 new messages. I’m mad.

I saw her post and she had a new guy in her profile. I’m a loser.

I posted a status saying 'She’s not my ho anymore.' Just to be dramatic.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A girl who adds every random guy on Facebook, only posts pictures that show off her body, and deletes any comment that says she’s a fake.

I added 20 strangers and now I think I’m the best.

I posted a photo in my bra and got 10 likes. I’m a legend.

I deleted the comment that said 'You’re just a fake.' I’m not fake.

by Slangipedia 3d ago